“Perfect Timing!” This is what Peter Chalsalani whisphered to himself as he eagerly awaits in line while a beautiful woman is keying in her PIN to the ATM machine. He can’t help but be amused at the stupidity of the beautiful woman for choosing this particular ATM machine and at this particular time of the night. There’s no one else in sight. He can easily carry out his hideously perverted plan.
Just as the pretty woman presses the account balance inquiry button, Chalsalani takes action. He goes to a translike state and concentrates on the woman’s round and voluptuous buttocks. In a matter of seconds, the woman begins to feel some uncontrollable discomfort. Chalsalani puts on his cute gas mask. While the woman finds his action puzzling, she doesn’t have time to wonder, she felt her stomach revolting until she releases a foul smelling gas that comes with a long rich, pregnant sound. The last sound cannot be denied… BUGRIS!!! The facial expression of the woman is hard to describe. Mukhang guilty!
In her confusion and panic, the beautiful woman runs away forgetting to get her ATM card leaving Chalsalani to freely do what he really wants to do… take the woman’s money. Proud of his new found power to control other people’s bowel movement, chalsalani broke out with a loud evil laughter. ” You did it Bowelator!!! you now have the power you’ve always wanted!!!”
“Money, I’m going to have a lot of money! Bowelator as he calls himself peered through the ATM screen. The pride and satisfaction in his face suddenly turned into frustration, and then anger, then anguish! The ATM screen reads “Account balance: PHP 150.00.” Bowelator was so angry, he shit in his pants.
He runs away, swearing he will not be denied the next time.
Watch out, for the next attack of the Bowelator!