The Vigilante Dudes (pronounced with a heavy southern accent) did it again. The Super Crime fighter duo foiled an attempted kidnapping of the daugther of the richest man in the country. It was 20 against two but they hardly broke a sweat. Their mastery of Mixed Martial Arts saved the day once again. Back in their head quarters, our two heroes are reviewing what happened in that eventful day with all the macho bravado.
Diego (aka Super Dude): Pare, Did you see that roundhouse kick I gave that kidnapper today? Pow! just one kick and he didn’t get up!
Bogart (aka Power Dude): Ya, I saw that. You were in perfect form pare, I really admire how you do that. I almost pity the guy for being in the receiving end of your powerful roundhouse.
Diego: Thanks pare, I’m glad you liked it. By the way, have you eaten?
Bogart: not yet dude, I’m not hungry.
Diego: Man, you shouldn’t do that! huwag mo pabayaan sarili mo! You need to take care of yourself! what if we get into another fight? You want me to make you a sandwich?
Bogart: (smiles teasingly) You worry too much pare! I’ll be ok, don’t worry about me. Sige na nga, whip me your best sandwich. (tries to hit Diego with a Towel in the butt)
Diego: (appearing a bit annoyed) Ano ba?! Nagworry lang ako sayo e, tapos pagtatawanan mo pa ako!
Bogart: Asus! para naman tong babae! O sige na, sorry na po! sige na gawa mo na ako ng sandwich, I’m starving…
Diego: (goes to the counter to prepare his specialty gourmet tuna sandwich with zero fat). Hey, Are you busy tonight? I plan to watch that new movie of Sara and John Loyd.
Bogart: What?! Manonood ka non?! Kadiri naman to! That movie is for girls!
Diego: So what do you want to watch?
Bogart: May DVD ako dyan ng A walk in the Clouds, maganda yon, ang gwapo ni Keanu Reeves doon.
Diego: Pwede! sige yon na lang!
Bogart’s cell phone rings…
Bogart: hello, o pareng Max, what can I do for you?… sure, What time? 7:00, tonight? hmmm, sige, I’ll be there… humanda ka pare, I’ll tackle you real hard! hehehe
Diego: Who was that? Did I hear you right? You’re leaving at 7:00? I thought we are watching a walk in the clouds?
Bogart: Uh, oh! Max invited me to spar with him tonight, I couldn’t say no! I’m sorry.
Diego: (In a very sad tone) I guess, I’ll just have to watch the movie alone…
Bogart: Sorry pare, I promise I’ll make up for it next time.
Diego: (Trying to be upbeat)Sus, ok lang ako pare! Don’t worry about me, ano ko babae?! O sige, ingat ka ha, minsan yang si Max, he forgets that it’s just a game, he really grabs you hard and makes you submit while he’s on your back.
Bogart: Sabi ko naman sayo don’t worry about me e. Thanks for caring bro, you’re a real friend.
The two banged chests and then Diego went back to preparing Bogart’s sandwich…
hay naku, si edong, pinublish pa ang secret fantasies niya.
hush!
i smell something fishy…
Hehehe… astig pre… I also have a lot stories like this in my high school days… Maybe i should post it also… hanapin ko nga sa baul ko… Astig pre!!! Can’t wait for their next adventure!!!