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Tekla: Haaay, ang sarap jumebs.

Tiklo: Ako rin, jumebs.

Tekla: Masarap?

Tiklo: Hind ko tinikman eh.

Tekla: Shiyet ka.

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Why? Why? Why?

Is this due to lack of sleep?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:48:01 PM): bakit gising ka pa?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:48:24 PM): dapat ba tulog na ko?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:48:42 PM): why do you answer questions with questions?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:49:14 PM): bakit mo sinagot ng tanong ang tanong ko?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:49:23 PM): ginagawa ko ba yon?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:49:38 PM): hindi mo ba ginagawa?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:49:46 PM): napansin mo ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:50:09 PM): hindi mo ba napapansin na napansin ko na?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:50:24 PM): nakakainis ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:50:38 PM): ano sa tingin mo?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:50:54 PM): kailangan ko bang tingnan?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:52:01 PM): kailangan mo bang itanong?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:52:16 PM): sinabi ko bang kailangan?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:52:46 PM): sinabi ko bang sinabi mong kailangan?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:53:23 PM): sinabi ko bang sinabi mong sinabi kong
kailangan?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:54:45 PM): sinabi ko bang sinabi mong, sinabi ko na sinabi mong kailangan?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:54:54 PM): when will this end?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:55:10 PM): kelan mo gustong tapusin?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:55:19 PM): gusto ko bang tapusin?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:55:31 PM): gusto mo ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:55:53 PM): ayaw mo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:57:25 PM): sinabi ko bang ayaw ko?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:57:42 PM): anong oras ka aantukin?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:58:08 PM): ikaw ba alam mo kung anong oras ka aantukin

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:58:30 PM): bakit walang question mark ang sentence mo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:58:52 PM): bakit ikaw meron?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:59:13 PM): diba, pag question kailangan merong question mark?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:59:31 PM): sinong nagsabi non?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:59:45 PM): diba inaral natin yun sa school?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:00:41 PM): bakit mo nasabing question yung sentence ko e wala namang question mark?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:01:02 PM): so does it mean natalo ka?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:01:21 PM): bakit may contest ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:01:47 PM): bakit wala ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:02:09 PM): bakit, may nagsabi ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:02:19 PM): wala ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:02:31 PM): meron ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:02:48 PM): anong palagay mo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:03:18 PM): bakit ako tinatanong mo?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:03:27 PM): eh sino pa?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:03:37 PM): sino nga ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:04:00 PM): hindi mo alam?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:04:19 PM): ang alin?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:05:33 PM): alin nga ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:06:22 PM): ito bang walang ka-kwenta, kwentang usapan na ito?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:06:47 PM): kinekwenta mo ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:07:24 PM): may kwenta ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:07:37 PM): tingin mo alam ko ang sagot?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:07:53 PM): ano sa tingin mo?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:08:06 PM): gusto ko kayang tingnan/

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:08:17 PM): hehehe

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:08:32 PM): ?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:08:48 PM): wala kang napansin?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:08:57 PM): ano?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:09:44 PM): alin?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:11:11 PM): ano nga bang una mong tanong?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:12:03 PM): ako ba unang nagtanong?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:12:22 PM): hindi ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:12:36 PM): ano nga ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:13:51 PM): hindi mo maalala?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:14:13 PM): alin ba ang mas malaki, ang buwan o ang araw?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:14:52 PM): hindi ka ba nakinig sa science teacher mo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:15:36 PM): ano ang mas mabigat, isang kilong bakal o isang
kilong bulak?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:16:33 PM): sinong nagimbento ng champurado?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:16:54 PM): yon din ba ang nagimbento ng kulambo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:17:04 PM): antok na ako, post mo na yan sa usapang lasing

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:17:12 PM): hehe

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:17:16 PM): yeay!! i won!!

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:17:34 PM): yes, you did, congratulations…hehehe

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:17:39 PM): thanks.

Edong Tumbong: aba! gising na!
Tequila Mockingbird : good morning
Edong Tumbong : good morning!
Tequila Mockingbird : i wasn’t awake. the pc was on transferring files
Edong Tumbong): ah
Tequila Mockingbird : have you read the book alvin gave us — the one to make money as a speaker
Edong Tumbong : not yet, bakit?
Tequila Mockingbird : daming ideas
Edong Tumbong : nabasa mo na? may napulot ka?
Tequila Mockingbird : hindi naman nahulog eh. so hindi ko pinulot.
Tequila Mockingbird : binasa ko lang
Edong Tumbong : bakit mo binasa? buti hindi nasira. tuyo na ba?
Tequila Mockingbird : hindi, daing.
Edong Tumbong : hindi ka pa nag-almusal?
Tequila Mockingbird : just woke up
Tequila Mockingbird : umaga pa lang, lasing na tayo
Edong Tumbong : nakadalawang tasang kape na ako
Tequila Mockingbird : saan nakakabili ng tasang kape. lahat ng tasa namin ceramic.
Edong Tumbong : pag gising mo ba, nauntog ang ulo mo sa headboard? o, nahulog ka ba sa sahig kagabi ng una ulo?
Tequila Mockingbird : both
Edong Tumbong : I knew it! madalas din mangyari sa akin yan e
Tequila Mockingbird : halata nga
Edong Tumbong : pero mukhang malakas ang pagkakauntog mo kanina
Tequila Mockingbird: bakit? hindi ba pantay ang mukha ko?
Edong Tumbong : pantay na
Tequila Mockingbird : ah. dati hindi
Edong Tumbong : ikaw ang nagsabi nyan, hindi ako…hehehe
Edong Tumbong : ano ba ibig sabihin ng pantay?
Tequila Mockingbird : anong tingin mo sa akin, dictionary?
Edong Tumbong : hindi ka naman rectangular, so hindi.
Tequila Mockingbird : basahin mo yung book ni alvin. pag tuyo na, read the words
Edong Tumbong : hehehe, ok
Edong Tumbong : ipost mo na to sa usapang laseng
Tequila Mockingbird : our rich tagalog language?
Edong Tumbong : yes!
Tequila Mockingbird : dami mo nang followers
Edong Tumbong : saan?
Tequila Mockingbird : sa blog mo
Edong Tumbong : ah, tumingin ako sa likuran ko, wala namang sumusunod e
Tequila Mockingbird : minsan kasi nakakalito alin ang back at front mo
Tequila Mockingbird : mukha ka kasing pwet
Edong TumbongĀ  at least hindi mukhang sex organ
Tequila Mockingbird : galing ni God no?
Tequila Mockingbird : imagine if instead of our faces…
Tequila Mockingbird : ang naka expose ang sex organs
Tequila Mockingbird : ang hirap marecognize ang mga tao
Edong Tumbong : at magiging rampant ang rape. mauntog lang ang lalake sa babae habang umaandar ang bus or LRT, rape na agad
Tequila Mockingbird : at tsaka ang bastos ng mga ID photos natin
Edong Tumbong : hindi lang yon, pag maginaw mahirap makilala ang mga lalake
Edong Tumbong : tapos halatang halata pag may gusto ang mga lalake sa babae and vice versa
Tequila Mockingbird : at tsaka, ang hirap mag make-up ng babae
Tequila Mockingbird (1/4/2009 10:49:25 AM): tapos pag magyoyosi, kailangan pang alisin ang pantalon
Edong Tumbong : hindi na kailangan ng make up, suklay na lang tsaka gunting
Edong Tumbong : messy ang pagkain
Tequila Mockingbird : wala nang line sa mga bata, stay sitted while you’re eating
Tequila Mockingbird : nakakapagod ang inuman, nakatayo
Edong Tumbong : pag nalasing, masusuka sa salawal, pero mas madali jumingle
Tequila Mockingbird : ang weird mag lips to lips.
Edong Tumbong ): ya. weird
Tequila Mockingbird : paano kaya magmano sa nakatatanda?
Edong Tumbong : wag na yon. pano mo makikita kung matanda yung nasa harapan mo kung yung mukha mo nasa loob ng salawal?
Tequila Mockingbird : pag white hair
Edong Tumbong : white hair saan?
Tequila Mockingbird : sa organs
Edong Tumbong : palagay ko kung mangyayari yon, hindi na ako magsasalawal\
Edong Tumbong : kung yung pwet nasa dating lugar pa rin, parusa ang pag-ebak
Tequila Mockingbird : hindi yung pwet nasa kamay
Tequila Mockingbird : masmadali
Edong Tumbong : pwede
Tequila Mockingbird : pero ang hirap mag shake hands
Tequila Mockingbird : kasi nasa taas ng ulo yung kamay
Tequila Mockingbird : malapit sa sex organs
Edong Tumbong : this is beginning to gross me out.
Tequila Mockingbird: : sige, gotta go.

mY dOg gEts Me JokEs :)

This is Aquil intently listening to my joke

This is Aquil intently listening to my joke

This is aquil laughing at my joke

This is Aquil laughing at my joke

edong tumbong: napapasunod sunod nga mga political postings ko e, inis na talaga ako kay gloria..hehehe

tequila mockingbird: yeah. let’s make baka

edong tumbong: heheh, how about manok?

tequila mockingbird: so will you vote for the first black president of the philippines?

edong tumbong: si jojobama? nope

tequila mockingbird: he’s done well with makati public schools

tequila mockingbird: and if he wins pag senior citizen na tayo libre na ang sine

edong tumbong: hmm sabagay!

edong tumbong: so, will you vote for him?

tequila mockingbird: meron pang birthday cake

tequila mockingbird: and yellow card

tequila mockingbird: no, i wont vote for him

edong tumbong: J

tequila mockingbird: i think he’s as trapo as trapo can get

tequila mockingbird: but in a slate na puro trapos, it will be hard to choose

edong tumbong: ya

tequila mockingbird: i dont know yet who my president will be

tequila mockingbird: basta ayaw ko si nostril because of what he did to his dyowa

tequila mockingbird: J

edong tumbong: what did nostril do to his dyowa?

tequila mockingbird: he made taksil

tequila mockingbird: and impregnated his secretary. or so the rumors go

edong tumbong: he did? is that true?

edong tumbong: sabagay, di ko rin naman gusto si nostril*… plastic yon e

tequila mockingbird: why do you say that?

edong tumbong: kaway, kaway lang sa tv yon pero suplado yon sa personal

edong tumbong: primadon

edong tumbong: pag babae primadona di ba?

tequila mockingbird: user siya eh’

edong tumbong: mukha nga

tequila mockingbird: in college, he dropped his very popular girlfriend after winning the student council election

tequila mockingbird: so may pattern na

tequila mockingbird: and talagang his burning ambition since then is to be the president of the philippines

tequila mockingbird: at all costs

edong tumbong: so sino pa ang mga possible choices? Syokoy*? Rhett*? sino nga yung girl?

edong tumbong: si sextrip* pa pala

edong tumbong: at si anak ng fuschia*

tequila mockingbird: im partial to those who have succeeded on their own right. so that’s anak ng fuschia and sextrip

tequila mockingbird: though hindi rin malinis ang records ng mga yun

tequila mockingbird: if character is the criteria

tequila mockingbird: criterion

edong tumbong: sino ang malinis ang record?

tequila mockingbird: the baby born 2 seconds ago

tequila mockingbird: unless umebak siya sa doctor niya

edong tumbong: hehehe

edong tumbong: si rhett at si syokoy mas malinis ang record kay sextrip at anak ng fuschia

tequila mockingbird: i dont know much about what syokoy has achieved

tequila mockingbird: si rhett i find kasi na puro rhetoric lang

edong tumbong: marami naman sa trade

edong tumbong: sabagay

tequila mockingbird: yeah. but mas impressed ako sa entrepreneur

edong tumbong: masyado pa rin sigurong bata si rhett

tequila mockingbird: and ingit ako kay rhett kaya niya mag skinny jeans

edong tumbong: hehehe

edong tumbong: tingin ko mas kailangan natin ngayon principled and philosophical leader kesa economic leader

tequila mockingbird: eh sino yon? patay na si haydee yorac

edong tumbong: i think both syokoy and rhett fit the bill

tequila mockingbird: ayaw ko yung dyowa ni syokoy eh

edong tumbong: patay na si yorac, patay na rin si punongbayan..hehehe

edong tumbong: hindi naman syota ni syokoy si nochin

edong tumbong: syokla yon

tequila mockingbird: hindi pa naman nate-test ang principles ni rhett eh

tequila mockingbird: mahirap rin ang syokla maging president pag in the closet

tequila mockingbird: look at what happened to ned*

edong tumbong: ayaw mo magkaron ng first gay pres? hehehe

tequila mockingbird: he was painted into a corner because badingerzee siya

edong tumbong: dyuding din si ned?

tequila mockingbird: baka pa kung out siya.

edong tumbong: hmm

tequila mockingbird: they say bading si ned

edong tumbong: mars na lang, out na

tequila mockingbird: hehe

tequila mockingbird: mars for president in 2010!!

edong tumbong: ya! at least nakapagpractice na sya as VP

tequila mockingbird: yes. at nag area gov pa

edong tumbong: pwede na yon!

tequila mockingbird: anong platform niya?

edong tumbong: tawag ka ng executive meeting, pag usapan natin. anong department ang gusto mong kunin?

tequila mockingbird: of course, tourism

edong tumbong: masaya yon!

tequila mockingbird: ikaw?

edong tumbong: defense

tequila mockingbird: bakit?

edong tumbong: gusto kong sumali sa peace process

edong tumbong: i-lolobby ko sa mga rebelde na palitan ng paintball ang mga baril at bala para mabawasan na ang nasasaktan. points na lang ang labanan

edong tumbong: o diba? pinag isipan kong mabuti yan!

tequila mockingbird: ok yan

tequila mockingbird: i will vote for you!

edong tumbong: hehehe, appointment lang yon, you don’t need to vote for me. vote for mars para maappoint nya tayo

tequila mockingbird: i think we have to post this discussion sa usapang lasing

tequila mockingbird: as is

edong tumbong: i had that running in my mind as you said it

edong tumbong: delikado na to!

tequila mockingbird: hehe.. you know what they say about disturbed minds thinking alike

* not his/her real name

Zeroes, The Confrontation

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halloween blues

pumunta ako sa toy kingdom para bumili ng costume. gusto kong costume yung Anorexic Girl. But they didn’t have my size.

sad ako.