A Crappy Post

Tekla: Haaay, ang sarap jumebs.

Tiklo: Ako rin, jumebs.

Tekla: Masarap?

Tiklo: Hind ko tinikman eh.

Tekla: Shiyet ka.

Why? Why? Why?

Is this due to lack of sleep?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:48:01 PM): bakit gising ka pa?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:48:24 PM): dapat ba tulog na ko?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:48:42 PM): why do you answer questions with questions?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:49:14 PM): bakit mo sinagot ng tanong ang tanong ko?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:49:23 PM): ginagawa ko ba yon?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:49:38 PM): hindi mo ba ginagawa?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:49:46 PM): napansin mo ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:50:09 PM): hindi mo ba napapansin na napansin ko na?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:50:24 PM): nakakainis ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:50:38 PM): ano sa tingin mo?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:50:54 PM): kailangan ko bang tingnan?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:52:01 PM): kailangan mo bang itanong?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:52:16 PM): sinabi ko bang kailangan?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:52:46 PM): sinabi ko bang sinabi mong kailangan?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:53:23 PM): sinabi ko bang sinabi mong sinabi kong
kailangan?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:54:45 PM): sinabi ko bang sinabi mong, sinabi ko na sinabi mong kailangan?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:54:54 PM): when will this end?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:55:10 PM): kelan mo gustong tapusin?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:55:19 PM): gusto ko bang tapusin?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:55:31 PM): gusto mo ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:55:53 PM): ayaw mo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:57:25 PM): sinabi ko bang ayaw ko?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:57:42 PM): anong oras ka aantukin?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:58:08 PM): ikaw ba alam mo kung anong oras ka aantukin

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:58:30 PM): bakit walang question mark ang sentence mo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:58:52 PM): bakit ikaw meron?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:59:13 PM): diba, pag question kailangan merong question mark?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 10:59:31 PM): sinong nagsabi non?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 10:59:45 PM): diba inaral natin yun sa school?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:00:41 PM): bakit mo nasabing question yung sentence ko e wala namang question mark?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:01:02 PM): so does it mean natalo ka?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:01:21 PM): bakit may contest ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:01:47 PM): bakit wala ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:02:09 PM): bakit, may nagsabi ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:02:19 PM): wala ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:02:31 PM): meron ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:02:48 PM): anong palagay mo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:03:18 PM): bakit ako tinatanong mo?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:03:27 PM): eh sino pa?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:03:37 PM): sino nga ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:04:00 PM): hindi mo alam?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:04:19 PM): ang alin?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:05:33 PM): alin nga ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:06:22 PM): ito bang walang ka-kwenta, kwentang usapan na ito?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:06:47 PM): kinekwenta mo ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:07:24 PM): may kwenta ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:07:37 PM): tingin mo alam ko ang sagot?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:07:53 PM): ano sa tingin mo?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:08:06 PM): gusto ko kayang tingnan/

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:08:17 PM): hehehe

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:08:32 PM): ?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:08:48 PM): wala kang napansin?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:08:57 PM): ano?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:09:44 PM): alin?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:11:11 PM): ano nga bang una mong tanong?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:12:03 PM): ako ba unang nagtanong?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:12:22 PM): hindi ba?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:12:36 PM): ano nga ba?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:13:51 PM): hindi mo maalala?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:14:13 PM): alin ba ang mas malaki, ang buwan o ang araw?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:14:52 PM): hindi ka ba nakinig sa science teacher mo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:15:36 PM): ano ang mas mabigat, isang kilong bakal o isang
kilong bulak?

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:16:33 PM): sinong nagimbento ng champurado?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:16:54 PM): yon din ba ang nagimbento ng kulambo?

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:17:04 PM): antok na ako, post mo na yan sa usapang lasing

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:17:12 PM): hehe

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:17:16 PM): yeay!! i won!!

Edong tumbong (2/19/2009 11:17:34 PM): yes, you did, congratulations…hehehe

tequila mockingbird (2/19/2009 11:17:39 PM): thanks.

Imagine If: A really Intelligent Discussion

Edong Tumbong: aba! gising na!
Tequila Mockingbird : good morning
Edong Tumbong : good morning!
Tequila Mockingbird : i wasn’t awake. the pc was on transferring files
Edong Tumbong): ah
Tequila Mockingbird : have you read the book alvin gave us — the one to make money as a speaker
Edong Tumbong : not yet, bakit?
Tequila Mockingbird : daming ideas
Edong Tumbong : nabasa mo na? may napulot ka?
Tequila Mockingbird : hindi naman nahulog eh. so hindi ko pinulot.
Tequila Mockingbird : binasa ko lang
Edong Tumbong : bakit mo binasa? buti hindi nasira. tuyo na ba?
Tequila Mockingbird : hindi, daing.
Edong Tumbong : hindi ka pa nag-almusal?
Tequila Mockingbird : just woke up
Tequila Mockingbird : umaga pa lang, lasing na tayo
Edong Tumbong : nakadalawang tasang kape na ako
Tequila Mockingbird : saan nakakabili ng tasang kape. lahat ng tasa namin ceramic.
Edong Tumbong : pag gising mo ba, nauntog ang ulo mo sa headboard? o, nahulog ka ba sa sahig kagabi ng una ulo?
Tequila Mockingbird : both
Edong Tumbong : I knew it! madalas din mangyari sa akin yan e
Tequila Mockingbird : halata nga
Edong Tumbong : pero mukhang malakas ang pagkakauntog mo kanina
Tequila Mockingbird: bakit? hindi ba pantay ang mukha ko?
Edong Tumbong : pantay na
Tequila Mockingbird : ah. dati hindi
Edong Tumbong : ikaw ang nagsabi nyan, hindi ako…hehehe
Edong Tumbong : ano ba ibig sabihin ng pantay?
Tequila Mockingbird : anong tingin mo sa akin, dictionary?
Edong Tumbong : hindi ka naman rectangular, so hindi.
Tequila Mockingbird : basahin mo yung book ni alvin. pag tuyo na, read the words
Edong Tumbong : hehehe, ok
Edong Tumbong : ipost mo na to sa usapang laseng
Tequila Mockingbird : our rich tagalog language?
Edong Tumbong : yes!
Tequila Mockingbird : dami mo nang followers
Edong Tumbong : saan?
Tequila Mockingbird : sa blog mo
Edong Tumbong : ah, tumingin ako sa likuran ko, wala namang sumusunod e
Tequila Mockingbird : minsan kasi nakakalito alin ang back at front mo
Tequila Mockingbird : mukha ka kasing pwet
Edong Tumbong  at least hindi mukhang sex organ
Tequila Mockingbird : galing ni God no?
Tequila Mockingbird : imagine if instead of our faces…
Tequila Mockingbird : ang naka expose ang sex organs
Tequila Mockingbird : ang hirap marecognize ang mga tao
Edong Tumbong : at magiging rampant ang rape. mauntog lang ang lalake sa babae habang umaandar ang bus or LRT, rape na agad
Tequila Mockingbird : at tsaka ang bastos ng mga ID photos natin
Edong Tumbong : hindi lang yon, pag maginaw mahirap makilala ang mga lalake
Edong Tumbong : tapos halatang halata pag may gusto ang mga lalake sa babae and vice versa
Tequila Mockingbird : at tsaka, ang hirap mag make-up ng babae
Tequila Mockingbird (1/4/2009 10:49:25 AM): tapos pag magyoyosi, kailangan pang alisin ang pantalon
Edong Tumbong : hindi na kailangan ng make up, suklay na lang tsaka gunting
Edong Tumbong : messy ang pagkain
Tequila Mockingbird : wala nang line sa mga bata, stay sitted while you’re eating
Tequila Mockingbird : nakakapagod ang inuman, nakatayo
Edong Tumbong : pag nalasing, masusuka sa salawal, pero mas madali jumingle
Tequila Mockingbird : ang weird mag lips to lips.
Edong Tumbong ): ya. weird
Tequila Mockingbird : paano kaya magmano sa nakatatanda?
Edong Tumbong : wag na yon. pano mo makikita kung matanda yung nasa harapan mo kung yung mukha mo nasa loob ng salawal?
Tequila Mockingbird : pag white hair
Edong Tumbong : white hair saan?
Tequila Mockingbird : sa organs
Edong Tumbong : palagay ko kung mangyayari yon, hindi na ako magsasalawal\
Edong Tumbong : kung yung pwet nasa dating lugar pa rin, parusa ang pag-ebak
Tequila Mockingbird : hindi yung pwet nasa kamay
Tequila Mockingbird : masmadali
Edong Tumbong : pwede
Tequila Mockingbird : pero ang hirap mag shake hands
Tequila Mockingbird : kasi nasa taas ng ulo yung kamay
Tequila Mockingbird : malapit sa sex organs
Edong Tumbong : this is beginning to gross me out.
Tequila Mockingbird: : sige, gotta go.

mY dOg gEts Me JokEs :)

This is Aquil intently listening to my joke

This is Aquil laughing at my joke

Incisive Political Analysis – So Deep

edong tumbong: napapasunod sunod nga mga political postings ko e, inis na talaga ako kay gloria..hehehe

tequila mockingbird: yeah. let’s make baka

edong tumbong: heheh, how about manok?

tequila mockingbird: so will you vote for the first black president of the philippines?

edong tumbong: si jojobama? nope

tequila mockingbird: he’s done well with makati public schools

tequila mockingbird: and if he wins pag senior citizen na tayo libre na ang sine

edong tumbong: hmm sabagay!

edong tumbong: so, will you vote for him?

tequila mockingbird: meron pang birthday cake

tequila mockingbird: and yellow card

tequila mockingbird: no, i wont vote for him

edong tumbong: J

tequila mockingbird: i think he’s as trapo as trapo can get

tequila mockingbird: but in a slate na puro trapos, it will be hard to choose

edong tumbong: ya

tequila mockingbird: i dont know yet who my president will be

tequila mockingbird: basta ayaw ko si nostril because of what he did to his dyowa

tequila mockingbird: J

edong tumbong: what did nostril do to his dyowa?

tequila mockingbird: he made taksil

tequila mockingbird: and impregnated his secretary. or so the rumors go

edong tumbong: he did? is that true?

edong tumbong: sabagay, di ko rin naman gusto si nostril*… plastic yon e

tequila mockingbird: why do you say that?

edong tumbong: kaway, kaway lang sa tv yon pero suplado yon sa personal

edong tumbong: primadon

edong tumbong: pag babae primadona di ba?

tequila mockingbird: user siya eh’

edong tumbong: mukha nga

tequila mockingbird: in college, he dropped his very popular girlfriend after winning the student council election

tequila mockingbird: so may pattern na

tequila mockingbird: and talagang his burning ambition since then is to be the president of the philippines

tequila mockingbird: at all costs

edong tumbong: so sino pa ang mga possible choices? Syokoy*? Rhett*? sino nga yung girl?

edong tumbong: si sextrip* pa pala

edong tumbong: at si anak ng fuschia*

tequila mockingbird: im partial to those who have succeeded on their own right. so that’s anak ng fuschia and sextrip

tequila mockingbird: though hindi rin malinis ang records ng mga yun

tequila mockingbird: if character is the criteria

tequila mockingbird: criterion

edong tumbong: sino ang malinis ang record?

tequila mockingbird: the baby born 2 seconds ago

tequila mockingbird: unless umebak siya sa doctor niya

edong tumbong: hehehe

edong tumbong: si rhett at si syokoy mas malinis ang record kay sextrip at anak ng fuschia

tequila mockingbird: i dont know much about what syokoy has achieved

tequila mockingbird: si rhett i find kasi na puro rhetoric lang

edong tumbong: marami naman sa trade

edong tumbong: sabagay

tequila mockingbird: yeah. but mas impressed ako sa entrepreneur

edong tumbong: masyado pa rin sigurong bata si rhett

tequila mockingbird: and ingit ako kay rhett kaya niya mag skinny jeans

edong tumbong: hehehe

edong tumbong: tingin ko mas kailangan natin ngayon principled and philosophical leader kesa economic leader

tequila mockingbird: eh sino yon? patay na si haydee yorac

edong tumbong: i think both syokoy and rhett fit the bill

tequila mockingbird: ayaw ko yung dyowa ni syokoy eh

edong tumbong: patay na si yorac, patay na rin si punongbayan..hehehe

edong tumbong: hindi naman syota ni syokoy si nochin

edong tumbong: syokla yon

tequila mockingbird: hindi pa naman nate-test ang principles ni rhett eh

tequila mockingbird: mahirap rin ang syokla maging president pag in the closet

tequila mockingbird: look at what happened to ned*

edong tumbong: ayaw mo magkaron ng first gay pres? hehehe

tequila mockingbird: he was painted into a corner because badingerzee siya

edong tumbong: dyuding din si ned?

tequila mockingbird: baka pa kung out siya.

edong tumbong: hmm

tequila mockingbird: they say bading si ned

edong tumbong: mars na lang, out na

tequila mockingbird: hehe

tequila mockingbird: mars for president in 2010!!

edong tumbong: ya! at least nakapagpractice na sya as VP

tequila mockingbird: yes. at nag area gov pa

edong tumbong: pwede na yon!

tequila mockingbird: anong platform niya?

edong tumbong: tawag ka ng executive meeting, pag usapan natin. anong department ang gusto mong kunin?

tequila mockingbird: of course, tourism

edong tumbong: masaya yon!

tequila mockingbird: ikaw?

edong tumbong: defense

tequila mockingbird: bakit?

edong tumbong: gusto kong sumali sa peace process

edong tumbong: i-lolobby ko sa mga rebelde na palitan ng paintball ang mga baril at bala para mabawasan na ang nasasaktan. points na lang ang labanan

edong tumbong: o diba? pinag isipan kong mabuti yan!

tequila mockingbird: ok yan

tequila mockingbird: i will vote for you!

edong tumbong: hehehe, appointment lang yon, you don’t need to vote for me. vote for mars para maappoint nya tayo

tequila mockingbird: i think we have to post this discussion sa usapang lasing

tequila mockingbird: as is

edong tumbong: i had that running in my mind as you said it

edong tumbong: delikado na to!

tequila mockingbird: hehe.. you know what they say about disturbed minds thinking alike

* not his/her real name